Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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