you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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