dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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