I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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