dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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