so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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