You made me cry and you don't even care
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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