I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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