i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Can vaginas get frostbite?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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