He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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