i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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