last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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