I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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