what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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