yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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