you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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