theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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