Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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