can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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