I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
