We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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