I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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