We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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