i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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