Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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