I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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