so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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