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(518): View more from New York

I hraet yuo

(862): View more from New Jersey

did you say you heart me or hate me?

(518): View more from New York

who is this?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.

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(520): View more from Arizona

she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.

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(618): View more from Illinois

It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?

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(209): View more from California

found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?

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(314): View more from Missouri

How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?

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