She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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