I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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