Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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