we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
This is the prime rib incident all over again
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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