its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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