Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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