Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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