mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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