Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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