There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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