Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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