She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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