i barfeds in our rink
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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