look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
There's always time for handjobs
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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