"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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