We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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