i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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