I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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