i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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