I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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