at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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