Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
