he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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