Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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