? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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