Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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