they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize